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It's always the least likely option

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Did they ever reveal how Captain America was thawed? Because I’m picturing a bunch of Shield agents with hair dryers and I don’t think that’s quite right.

Fury and Coulson weren’t using theirs and S.H.I.E.L.D. probably had to cut spending in the “thawing superheroes” department in order to build the helipad.

So… seems legit.

(via isoldmysoultohiddles)

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That moment when you realize that every guy you’ve ever dated also favored the left and you can’t look at Chris Evans the same ever again.

Filed under Chris Evans left boob Ipso facto he's like every guy I've ever dated doubt his dates end with the phrase two cholos down by the river seriously dude couldn't walk me to my car what's up with that? I bet Chris Evans would walk me to my car... and give me the awkward I just want to be friends hug there Just realized that guy's name was Chris too well that was depressing

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Got the official invite to my ten year high school reunion.  Decided to scroll through the guest list…

…and the harsh realization that it was going to be more like this

or I’ll be like this…

I’ve decided that I should go out tonight…

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